Funcdizzi Posted:

I must admit, I’m surprised by all this drama over Pants. The boy is a disruptive little armchair general with all the wit and charm of a rectal fissure. It was only a matter of time before he decided he wanted to be the Queen again, and then ****ed off to make his own little cluster of fail. Of course his **** Milo would chase after him with stars in his eyes and his male reproductive organ in this hand. You’re better off without him.

Is it, perhaps, not so much about Pants as it is about the precedent? Are we concerned that the boring Shortbus blend of lowgrade “omg u sux lolol” spam and bumkissing anyone with a lick of authority is NOT a winning plan after all?

Oh, you poor, poor children. You must be crapping your collective diapers. I feel sorry for you. This must be a very scary time. Just keep gripping your security blankets and begging Noob65 to let Pants come back. I’m sure he’ll relent sooner or later. You could offer him Milo’s orifices in exchange, the only ones who’ve been in those are Pants and Milo’s dad, so we know Milo is still plenty tight.

I feel it is my duty to inform you that pants has been unbanned.

Eh, I don’t feel like arguing with you. Sometimes you can be funny, I’d rather attack the more fabulous personfilled members of your klan.