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Are you schmucks kidding me? Did you think I wouldn’t realize that you’re using the erotic cariacture of me that was drawn by the Johnny Hart?

First, there’s the fact that my face hasn’t been on something this ****ty sinced I used a Creed album has a pillow.

Second, do you understand how costly my endorsements are? Are you willing to pay? I’m a ****ing miracle worker for products. Remember that singing robotic fish attached to the oversized inflatable sombrero? Or that pill that makes your male reproductive organ orange? Go out and try to buy those products.

You can’t. They’re never in stock.

Because people buy them too quickly.

So, you have two choices. I want $200,000 or the immediate removal of my image. If not, I will sue. I’m in talks with Elena to represent me in this case and I’ve all ready bought my sympathy garnering neck brace.

You might be able to pull this **** on Senor Wences, but not TUC, baby.