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The Day 4chan Died

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A long, long, time ago,

I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

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And I knew if I had my cat

A cam, photoshop and all that

That, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

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But December fourteen made me shiver

With every pic that I’d deliver.

Bad news on the front page;

My heart welled up with roid rage.

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I can remember it was me

Reading all about this fabulous personry,

And something touched me deep inside

The day the 4chan died.

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So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, “this’ll be the day that we die.

“this’ll be the day that we die.”

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Did moot write the book of love,

And have you lost faith in God above,

If the /b/tards tell you so?

Do you believe in An Hero,

Can 4chan save your mortal soul,

And can you teach me how to die real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with moot

‘Cause I heard you callin’ in don’t shoot

You both kicked services

Man, I dig those DoSes

I was a lonely, GenX basement buck

With a home built PC and no girl to ****

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the 4chan died

I was singin’

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So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, “this’ll be the day that we die.

“this’ll be the day that we die.”

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Now for four years we’ve been on our own

And moot grows fat in his corporate home,

But that’s not how it used to be.

When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,

Using CP he borrowed from 4chan

And a voice that came from those who see,

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Oh, since the FBI was looking down,

Pedobear stole his horny crown.

The hijack was adjourned;

The CP was returned.

And while sick ****s typed with just one hand,

The anon waited in the park,

And we sang memes in the dark

The day the 4chan died.

I was singin

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So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, “this’ll be the day that we die.

“this’ll be the day that we die.”

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Epic debasement in the 4chan casement

The anons lurked in their mother’s basement

Eight hours old and failing fast

It landed foul on its bum

The /b/tards tried for a skat-like poop

With the Mootle on the sidelines making soup

Now the Bel Air tune was sweet perfume

While the /b/tards played a marching tune

We all got up to swim

Oh but we never could get in

‘Cause the afros tried to block the pool

The Habbo admin we could fool

Do you recall what Mootle said

The day the 4chan died

We started singing

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So bye-bye, Mr. Epic Fail Guy.

Pointed my gun at the bung,

But the homepage was hung.

And them an heroes was drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Singin’, “this’ll be the day that we die.

“this’ll be the day that we die.”

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