Congratulations on getting your cherry popped, DL.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Now, sweetheart, the next time you feel froggy enough to jump, make sure you’re packing more than a wet satchel of soggy fireworks.

Because if all you have is a complaint about ‘over-posting’ and ****ing about someone else’s ban (and being frakking wrong about it on top of that), then you should just stick to the game you know.

Enjoy the freebie.

Now get the **** off my quarterdeck.