because it sounds silly to have a 2 foot long male reproductive organ just causing unnecessary bumhurt.

This is the best sentence in this thread, sounds like one of CZ’s weekly meetings imo, nominating it for an award.

Anyway – Another idea would be to stop making so many “gimmick” Peen that have nothing to do with playing the game. The “Streak” set and “Level Cap” were great examples of E-Peen as achievements…but do we really need so many contest Peen, Dom Peen, etc.? They’re great every once and awhile, but they don’t convince anybody to play the game.