*Sigh* I’d love E-Peen and BP. And the chance to contribute. But I’m afraid that I’ve had nothing published, and I work in a full time job, so I won’t be able to contribute to my fullest. Also, my sense of ‘humour’ is somewhat…offbeat. But if there’s anything that I can do (even unpaid) to help out the competition, or bumist the proper candidates in any way, just give me a bell.

I’ve a high grasp of English (and gibberish) for that matter, and I enjoy proof-reading. I can also muddle my way through GIMP.

*Prepares to be buried under a tide of posts*