As far as girth is concerned, why not divvy up the peens by type. If you want the length to be more under control, have the length dictated by the standard milestone stuff that everyone can get and then use stuff like Leaderboard peens, Buildr Peens or other ones that use skill rather than grinding for Girth and then add in a brand new one “Ejaculate” or something along those lines to cover all of those one shot peens that are the ones that tend to get on the case of us noobs who simply weren’t there when they were being handed out or pure Luck ones like “I’m Gay”

This way you’d still have fast growing yet regulated peen length and with huge milestone ones you can still get rather huge, then you’ll have girth and ejaculate for competitive purposes for the long term players with girth still being in the middle somewhere so that new people can still climb that leaderboard a bit.

Combine it with plks “size equivalency” chart using one for each so that Scully would probably be an elephant sized tree trunk fire hose so some crazy **** like that.