Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, now that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day.

I can imagine the graphic changing once you reach a certain threshold. From ~1 inch (I prefer to say screw the 3-inch minimum, noobs be damned) to ~10 it stays the same. Then it becomes more…Africanized in nature.

Then horse, then elephant, sperm whale…and so on. I can’t say CZ would agree, but that’s using your noodle, missy!

lvl 1 should be trout sized… smallest male reproductive organes in the animal kingdom