I have a tiny peen, and do not like this proposal one bit.

The ridiculousness of e-peen goes perfectly fine with having a 30” long internet male reproductive organ. It doesn’t need to be “realistic” or “recentered” on an arbitrary length. Besides, even if all peens are multiplied by the same percentage, there will be some shift, if only from rounding… and the smaller peens get, the more important that rounding error will be for each of them.

Frankly, when anyone talks online about their male reproductive organ size, the rule of thumb is to divide by two and round down anyway. If you really want to screw with peens, do something really screwy. Change some peens to add girth and do the leaderboard by male reproductive organ volume. If the goal is to maintain an arbitrary peen limit and keep all relationships the same… as others have said, unnecessary and annoying.