first, take lots and lots of drugs. then, get a knife and cut out your kidneys (or get in an accident). do not get dialysis. the drugs will take effect; your body won’t be able to remove them (kidneys can’t filter out) u will die.

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put a large bucket under your feet. stab yourself in various places. let the blood drip into the bucket. keep bleeding till your body is seriously deprived of oxygen. faint. the blood will spill all over the floor. u will fall onto the floor. if the floor is hard, your face will hit the ground and may break as well (aesthetics)

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enter your garage. take any good source of CO2 and burn it. the incomplete combustion will create carbon monoxide (CO). CArbon monoxide bonds irreversibly to your hemoglobin. This inhibits their ability to transfer oxygen around your system. You will die because you won’t be able to get enough oxygen around your body.

(hydrocarbons such as methane work well. if u can get a stove in your garage. if not, just start your car and leave it on.)

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