Our stocks were running down, but our virtual shelves have been refilled by our diligent stock girls who’ve learned their lesson from yesterday.

We have also put up books on breathing, txtng, flaming, and sexing (pop-up). All with no reserve, so buy up some books and get learning!

Our fetish closet back store room has a lot more room in it for exciting new sex toys and games, but we still have a crossed out name tattoo, some sexy smart-girl glbumes, and some sexy electrical tape.

Never let it be said we don’t have balls, either. We have them in Dragon and Master varieties.

Our surgeon may still be missing, but we still have plenty of advanced fingers. We also came across a couple self-applied piercings, so we thought we’offer them up, too.

Worried about losing your arms? Use this handy tracking number and you’ll always know your arms.

Need a team of little girls to kick things for you?

We got an odd call from the Jerk Store. Apparently, they’re out of you.

And, finally, we’ve let our whores girls branch out into art. We’re proud of their use of materials in producing this abstract Blood Spatter Art.