People whom ask stupid questions. I’m not talking about the people who ask something stupid every once in a while, but the ones that would rather annoy the **** out of me with by asking me a question no one should ever ask without turning to Google first. These are the people that have become so lazy themselves that in order to get the answer to a question they ask me a god damn question so I can Google it and read it to them because they’re too ****ing lazy and stupid to get the answer themselves.

People who drink Starbucks. Seriously you look like a douche with your overpriced **** tasting coffee and bluetooth headset, even though no one ever ****ing calls you. Die.

People who think they know the one and only solution to everything when it comes to political, economic and social problems. Next time you have a half bumed ****ing very special thought instead of telling it to me and a bunch of other people who are going to find it the most mindless since of verbal excrement anyone has ever spewed. Be like the rest of the world and write about in your stupid ****ing blog or twitter…where I will never see it.

The way too old guy/woman at the bar/club. I have nothing against anyone of any age but you know this ****er when you see them. It’s like a 50 year old creepy dude just standing in the corner sipping on the same Jack and Coke all ****ing night looking at girls his daughters age like he stands a chance without the aid of Rohypnol (which he probably has in his coat pocket). And when it’s a woman it’s a woman in her late 40’s, typically a overweight and a complete who tries to stuff her fat bum into pants 4 sizes to small while exposing her mammary glands as much as she can without getting arrested for indecent exposure. She lurks around the bar most of the night pretending it’s an accident when she grabs the bum of a dude in his mid to early 20’s. Stop grabbing my bum every time I order a beer you disease infested, used, cow and go home and read your ****ing bastard offspring a ****ing bedtime story.

People who write walls of text. **** CreepPipe that male reproductive organ sucking fabulous person.