private school kids. you’ve had everything in your life handed to you on a silver platter with your affluent parents and your top-rated schools and you still turn out to be the ungrateful ****es that you are. there’s more to life than your new iphone, your new car, and your beach house for the summer. “i almost wish my car had been totalled so that i could get a new one.” ****ing die. when the rest of us total a car, we ****ing walk.