OK first you need to rig a vacuum cleaner to blow in reverse. It shouldn’t be too hard there are plenty of guides to that kind of stuff online or you could use an air compressor or something. Once you’ve done that you fill the vacuum with candy and go to any kids birthday party or fun event and then stick the hose of the vacuum up your bum as far as it will allow then turn it on. You will quickly be filled with candy and joy so much that you will feel like bursting and burst you will. Traumatizing and delighting a large amount of children simultaneously.