Makin’ Gender Ambiguity Cool Since <Insert year of preference>

Bacon mammary glands.

Blode Fotze (German for stupid woman's genitals)

Kos omak (Egyptian for…something to do with ****ing mothers)

Eikelzuiger (Supposedly male reproductive organsucker in Dutch)

No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

[Or alternatively if that quote’s too long;]

Tall, Grande, Venti. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

Me and the judge have a special relationship… I don’t wanna get too graphic but I sucked his male reproductive organ for drugs.

I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he’d great times in his pants.

Shut the **** up before I rip out your spine and beat you with it.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.