EDIT: NEVERMIND! THANKS GODDAMN STUPID bum NET. =.=

My original attempt. =|

It’s a bit choppy and blweh.

The Saga of Boxxy

A darkened sky, a flash of fire,

Across the net I had wandered far.

‘Boredom, curse you!’ I wailed in ire.

When lady luck smiled upon me

Through various links and happanstance

Directed me to site, better than TV.

There I found her, by merest chance.

A maiden pure with silver skin,

Her beauty enraptured me again and again.

Upon Foar ADD1, Foar everywun, I feasted my eyes.

Until the playlist reached the end and my jaw did fall.

‘There must be moar’ I feverishly cried,

But alas, that was all.

Pictures and google fueled my obsessive desire.

Until I found a site that told this tale in all it’s glory.

Of Boxxy, a Gaiafabulous person, now made a cyber star.

She was labeled more deadly than cancer.

When she invaded our net and everyone demanded the answer,

Who was this girl? Why was she here?

She even tamed the chaos that is /b/

Well 4chan sceamed and 4chan baaaw’d.

Unleashed the fury of their longcat claws.

Found her, hacked her and posted—

A video that proclaimed and stated,

Never come back or prepare,

For a death gruesome and full of despair.

Thus exiled is the Queen of /b/ and 4chan.

But I believe, with time, Boxxy will rise again.