Withdraw ALL your money. Go around and offer to pay homeless people to do embarrbuming things. When the time for payout comes, light the bills on fire. Repeat ‘til you’re out of money. Then go around and be a total douchebag to EVERYONE you see. Vandalize things, scratch up cars, spit at/on people, etc. Finally, take a few sleeping pills (non-lethal), and fall asleep in a public area. See if you wake up.

Obviously this works best in a place like New York.

Alternatively, find a way to fill a swimming pool with water and broken glbum. Do a high dive.

Or simple and evil, hang yourself just inside the door to a bathroom, preferably at a daycare or elementary school.