Dear Forumwarriors,

I would like to state my opinion regarding “Forumwarz Next Top Model” contest. To be honest with you, you ****ing retards my dear friends, I think that contest is just another proof that Forumwarz is nothing but a BIG JOKE. Nothing wrong about that, but: nobody requested any more proof.

It’s just sad to see how everything gets totally ruined.

Furthermore, I would like to inform you regarding future plans with so-called “finalists”. I want to point out that I guarantee to make sure that there are NO WINNERS in this contest. Sometimes you just have to set an example, you know.

– If DOLDOE wins, I’m going to make sure he leaves Forumwarz and never logs in again right after winning contest. I mean, he is just some worthless idiot who’s never going to achieve anything in life anyway (he probably works at local grocery store). In case you didn’t get it: THIS is DOLDOE. He’s actually a pathetic piece of **** and not good-looking at all. Also I will kill his mother if he wins. Just because.

– If Jalapeno Bootyhole wins, I’ll make sure Crotch Zombie files for bankruptcy as soon as only possible – okay, it’s not like I have to do much anyway (Forumwarz is a really ****ty game and trying to earn money from it is comedy gold). The point is: Jalapeno Bootyhole is a pathetic piece of **** and it’s very, very unlikely that he will ever find himself another job. And even if he does, I’ll make sure he gets fired.

– If Shii wins, I’ll just post some photos of dead wolves everywhere on Flamebate for a few days. That should seal the deal. Wait, I have an even better idea: I go to forest and shoot some wolves. Then I take picture for Shii. Who is a pathetic piece of **** anyway.

– In case that Fortunato wins, I’m going to tell everyone his nasty secret. This will cause him to leave Forumwarz forever. Maybe it will also cause him to kill himself. Nothing more to add.

– Johnny Mac is not going to win anyway, but for the impossible case that he actually wins, I bumure you that he is going to regret it heavily. You know I’m not joking.

On a sidenote, I want to announce fact that Bandaney and Baroness are both ridiculously stupid. I’m not even going to explain why because those whores aren’t worth the effort.