1. Sneak into a sausage factory with a huge meat grinder.

2. Set up a hidden video camera facing the entrance to the grinder.

3. Write a will describing in detail the way you died and where the hidden camera is and leave it to your parents with instructions not to open until a year after your death.

4. Sneak into sausage factory naked with a handful of cyanide.

Climb into the grinder and take all the pills.

5. You will be ground up and made into sausages and exactly one year later, your will will be read on news stations all over the world and people around the nation will vomit simultaneously.