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Schmaluk

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

No point in going there though: you can’t get past level 10, and I never got any lemon sherbet scoops for pwning a forum ‘in record time’ there.

So you have to stick with always the same forums if you want to earn enough scoops to compete in the domination thing, and after 4 days I’m already bored like hell.

As for the pay2play thing, not a chance in the ****ing world, there’s thousands of flash games and cool free stuff on the net so no point in paying IMO.

I would buy a shirt though, and I would love a make your own shirt or wallpaper option based on the game and all the memes it derives.

Were I an emo-kid I would surely die for a “YOU PWNED THE ****TY FORUM OF LIFE IN RECORD TIME, you’ve earned a lemon sherbet scoop” shirt.

But as a good troll I will settle for “YOU FAPPED OVER YOUR KEYBOARD 12 TIMES IN A ROW, you’ve earned a pistachio scoop, the one you ate 4 months ago and let roll behind your desk”.

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