Almost all of these ideas invlove doing body harm to yourself, but I don’t support that kind of suicide. Here’s an effective and awesome way to kill yourself and dispose of the body. You might not get it on the first try, but keep trying.

Get an axeLog in to see images!. Research the closest forest nearby that has bears, grizzly if possible. Go there, take off your shirt (body paint is optional), find said bears and attack them (either with the axe or barehanded). If you win, you’re awesome, and you need to find more bears, if not, you died in an awesome way, by going toe to toe with a ****ing bear. The bears (or other animals) will take care of your body.

Hell yeah.