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Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
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[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Alright, I’ve had this idea for a looong time.

First, scout out a bridge very high over a solid surface.

Second, find someone you hate and ask them to meet you in the middle of the bridge.

Third, buy a fishing pole and 60 lb test line.

Fourth, tie one end of the line to your ankle.

Fifth, go to the middle of the bridge, meeting the person there.

Sixth, give the pole to the person, say “This is what a BIG fish feels like, bumhole” and jump.

You end your life, and you **** up the other person’s mind for the rest of THEIR life. It’s win/win!

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