I met her in chat down in ForumWarz

Where you type in duca and it’ll say male reproductive organ

P-e-n-i-s

She typed ‘lol’ at me and she talked to Wartooth

I asked her her name and in a purple font she said B0xxy

B-0-x-x-y B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’m not the worlds most artistic guy

But when she asked for emoticons I made her five

Oh my B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’m not Xylon but I can’t really see

Why anyone would a contest about poetry

Oh my B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well we browsed Goatse and raided all night

Under LCD Monitor light

She sent me tubmail at 3:30

And said dear boy would you like some BP?

Well I’m not the worlds most pbumionate guy

But when I looked in her pics well I almost fell for my B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

I closed down my tabs

I shut down Firefox

My glbum fell to the floor

I got down on my keys

Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be that way for my B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It’s pretty hard to tell in our mixed up world except for B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’d only joined just a month before

And Id never ever talked a woman before

But B0xxy smiled and took me by the hand

And said dear boy I’m gonna get you hellbanned

Well Im not the worlds most popular man

But I know what I’m in and what I’m in is a klan

And so is B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Confused, disjointed and all yours, my dear B0xxy.

Songs are still a form of poetry, correct? Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 04/15/2009 5:00AM