The Breakfast of Champions (aka. Holy ****ing **** Chicken Noodle)

1. Start by simultaneously preparing chicken flavored ramen noodles, toasting some garlic bread, and frying four or five pieces of popcorn chicken (or you can fry two chicken fingers and chop then up afterwards.)

2. After noodles are finished, drain water, add seasoning, and then stir in some shredded mozzarella and grated parmesan (the amount of cheese doesn’t matter, just however much you like.

3. When chicken is finished frying, stir it into noodle mixture.

4. Finally, stir in on tablespoon of habanero pepper sauce.

5. Serve with garlic bread.

That’s what I had for breakfast.