1. Everyone is overpowered, nerf everyone.

2. Everyone is now underpowered, so make attacks all do at least 5000 damage.

3. 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2 is too hard, make it just be 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.

4. Make all forums have one thread only, 2 for challenge forums.

5. Release more itembuildr items that make the moars we’ve been grinding for even more useless.

6. Make it so pistachio streaks never reset, so as long as you never die you can get hundreds of scoops even if you pwn the same forum repeatedly.

7. Every time iRawr makes a new illegal alt, everyone gets 100 free scoops.

Thanks for reading, I’m sure all of these will be implemented very soon. Please add your own SUPER SERIOUS ideas to this thread.