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You: hi there

Stranger: hallo

You: i suppose this is the moment where you ask for my a/s/l, right?

Stranger: ok! so tell me

You: 31/m/Serbia

Stranger: well, i’m more interested in ur occupation

You: as a part of a very interesting survey I’m conducting, this is all complete truth

Stranger: ok~~

You: I’m a hardware salesman. Awful job

Stranger: do you speak german?

Stranger: cool~

You: you get people who actually can’t pronounce “Celeron” properly

You: nah, sorry. You’re german?

Stranger: haha~~

Stranger: actually no, but i speak german

You: it’s not so bad as some people who read a bit, then they think they’ve sucked all the world’s knowledge on computers. At least I know I’m a halfwit, whereas they have no clue they’re ****ing morons.

You: but

You: the best part is we get to take their money for shabby chinese components Log in to see images!

You: so at the end of each day I find solace in the fact morons are, in fact, very useful.

You: anyway, where are you from mate?

Stranger: shut up, dude, i’m chinese

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