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Stranger: http://i42.tinypic.com/23l1w1e.jpg

You: what is it i dont trust Strangers

Stranger: haha

Stranger: It is a picture of me

You: wow your a hottie

Stranger: I get that a lot

You: i like to cut off your face in paint and past other peoples face on there and fap to it

Stranger: LOL!

You: you get me off with many faces

Stranger: good ****t

You: tottaly

You: so you ever cover your self in bumer

Stranger: All the time

Stranger: I am actually soaking right now

You: wow your giving me a stiffy

Stranger: I have that effect on people

You: well your so big a pirdy

Stranger: I knoww

You: i want to make you in to a skin suit

You: will you live in my well

Stranger: Mmm

Stranger: Hannibalectar

You: it puts the lotion in the basket

You: but i dont have a puppy i have a kitty

Stranger: Damn!

Stranger: It puts the lotion in its skin

You: or it gets the hose again

You: iit puts the lotion in the basket

Stranger: LOL

You: I’m looking down the hole

You’re looking up at me

You’re cold and tired

that is easy to see

Lower the rope to you

a bucket and a light

Your membrane will be soft and smooth

and your heart will be mine.

Stranger: Yumm

You: It rubs the lotion on its skin

Or else it gets the hose again

It rubs the lotion on its skin

Or else it gets the hose again

Yes Precious, it gets the hose

You: The look inside your eyes drives me from control

Evoking visions of my favorite cbumerole.

And if I eat your heart

I’ll also bite your soul

And when I’m done with that

I’ll use your skull as a bowl

Stranger: Good ****

You: It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

It gets the hose.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Yes it does . . .

Put the lotion in the basket

Put the lotion in the basket . . .

Put the lotion in the basket . . .

. . . and it does.

You: The night is very cold

I’m feeling kind of weak.

I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right bumock’s cheek.

And then I will go walking with my little dog.

And then I’ll bury you underneath the lawn.

You: It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

Yes it does Precious..

It puts the lotion in the basket.

****, put the lotion in the basket.

Ohh, put the lotion in the ****ing basket

****, put the lotion in the basket.

Stranger: damn

You: i know that song gets me hot

Stranger: Haha, I am sitting in my own mess right now.

You: a bumer mess

You: bc i just got you so hot it melted

Stranger: Exactly

Stranger: But now I can roast that turkey

You: hells to the yeah

You: are you gonna put that turky in what i would guess whold be a gapeing vag hole

Stranger: That is the only oven I got.

You: i mean with men the fatter you are the smaller the peen but like idk if your a bb do you have a bigger vag ive always wanted to know

Stranger: Yupp

You: snap can i move in

You: i only ask for hot running water and internet

Stranger: Got it

You: got what i hope its not aids

Stranger: Hope not

You: good i cant live in some one with aids

Stranger: Haha, why?

You: i have gay friends they have aids i dont want to have to deal with all the crap they deal with meds doc bum enjoy

Stranger: Mmmm, bum enjoy

You: bum enjoy well i dont like it but yeah

Stranger: Haha, that is the no-no hole

You: exit onlyy really

You: **** male reproductive organ and all smells bad

Stranger: exactly

You: and its messy

You: and then you do dumb **** like sitck a jar up in there

Stranger: And then you slip on your bum

Stranger: and it breaks

You: and your pooping in a bag for the rest of yoour lyfe

Stranger: mmmhmmm

You: with your bum hloe sown shut

You: what kind of like can you live if you cant finger your own bum hole

Stranger: A ****ty one, thats the kind

You: cant even smuggle drugs in there

Stranger: Serious.

Stranger: May as well die

You: you got to cut open babies and fill that ship up in there

You: *****

You: but hum nuff small talk where you from

Stranger: Cali

You: if im moving in to your vag i need to find out if i can transfer at my job

You: well fml dont have any in cali

You: but my bff lives there

Stranger: 1haha

Stranger: where in cali is the bff

You: la

Stranger: ****

Stranger: I am in LA

You: orly

Stranger: maybe I am your best friend.

You: maybe

Stranger: O RLY owl

You: ask me somethng i would know

Stranger: What is my cats name?

You: you dont have a cat silly

Stranger: Yes I doooo

You: well idk i guess a small dog and a cat are the same

Stranger: Haha. . .

Stranger: My dog is big, and old

You: it ****s you and licks peanut bumer off your twat

You: and your nips when you can get some on there

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: Too old for that

Stranger: those days are over

Stranger: ’’[

You: well just have to get your self a vibe then arnt you

Stranger: Eh, I found this squirrel that comes by a lot

Stranger: It can handle pretty well for a smal critter

You: oh nice i bet it hides nuts in your fat rolls

Stranger: And the ones he eats too

You: o i c i c

Stranger: haha

Stranger: It is E I E I O

Stranger: silly

You: **** i fail at childens songs

Stranger: Where was a farmer, had a dog, and _____ was his Name-O!

You: i try driven my free candy van around and all i ever get is old teethless people asking if i got any hard candys

Stranger: Tell them you got a big red hard one for them, but they have to come in the van to get it

You: ever once and awhile ill get a gum-er but eh

You: i like to knock the teeth out of whores

Stranger: Life sucks

You: they have better mammary glands

You: im sorry your life sucks

Stranger: Yes they doooo

You: you shold find a ****ty game to play

Stranger: i shouldddd

Stranger: like tetris

You: nah but keep it mind there are lamer games than that

You: like i have played some lame games on the net and tetris is not as lame as some

You: like fall out boy trail

Stranger: Trail?

Stranger: wtf

You: Puppet Guardian

Stranger: WHAT

You: yeah like Organ Trail

Stranger: OMG!

Stranger: I rememebr that from like 4th grade

You: and the green screen

You: and you die of a snake bite and distimper

You: but with fall out boy its a lil diffrent

Stranger: Haha

You: but hum you got any other ****ty games you can think of

Stranger: Math Blaster

You: **** yeah but i suck at math

You: how about ****ty games that you play with other people

You: like 2nd life or maple story

Stranger: MAPLE ****ING STORY!

You: yeah my friends 4 year old sister playes it

You: but thats not what im looking for

Stranger: Haha

You: i want something that is compleat **** that would make my mother cry

You: you know any thing like that

Stranger: Hmmm

Stranger: Neopets

You: eh i still have my accout from when it first came out like when i was still a virgin and didnt know what tub girl was

You: and my mom woulnt cry over that

Stranger: Hmmm, Magical Hogwarts

You: eh maybe but i want a game filled with titts and naked men in drag

Stranger: idk thenn

You: lmao i just logged in to my neo pets accout ive had the ****ing thing for 8 years

You: and i still know the pbum word thats sad

Stranger: HAHA!

Stranger: damn

Stranger: gimme your neopoints

You: lol ive only got 12000 of em

You: and looks like i have a house and a shop

You: and 3 pets and my pets have pets

You: and there all hungry

Stranger: damn

Stranger: sell that ****t

You: i shold all my stuff is megga rare and retierd and ****

Stranger: Haahahahh

You: oh well nuff on neo pets i think ive thought of a supper ****ty game

Stranger: lol

You: unless you have other ideas

Stranger: Nahhh

You: ok well there is a game but its tottal **** and there are mammary glands and fat guys shown off there tiny male reproductive organ

You: and its kinda like being enjoy in the bum by a black man named tiny

You: wile a miggett pees on you

You: have you ever thougt of playing something like that

Stranger: Ew?

You: but its all on line so none of it really happs

You: happens*

Stranger: AIM

Stranger: kaleexxjimtm