Stranger: HEY!

You: hello

Stranger: how r u?

You: dying

You: I’m cutting myself while typing

Stranger: ok, are you kidding me ?

You: no

Stranger: i dont believe you

You: I just can’t take it anymore

Stranger: why not ?

You: Lif sucs

You: sorry, blod in kybord

Stranger: life sucks and then we die

Stranger: i understand you

You: ‘m ding rit now

Stranger: gonna kill myself too

You: go g o go go

Stranger: i’m getting medicine

Stranger: i’m scared

You: tylon work best

Stranger: ok thanks

Stranger: i killed myself

You: woo

Stranger: gonna write one thing for my famiy

Stranger: oh its hurting

You: yeah that happens

You: this would be gteat for a pfsc comic

Stranger: dindt you die yet ?

You: I’m getting their

You: it takes a bit

Stranger: and do you know when i will die ?

You: soon

Stranger: great

Stranger: will you miss me ?

You: also you’ve been punk’d

You: I’m not dying

You: hopefully you are

Stranger: WHAT ?

Stranger: did you lie to me ?

You: yes

You: your on mtv

You: we are also pimping your ride

Your conversational partner has disconnected.