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Stranger: OH HELLO

You: hello

Stranger: HOW ARE YOU?!

You: asl

You: good

Stranger: 21/F/CALI

Stranger: YOU?

You: pardon my diffidence…

You: but here is full of perv that pose as womans

Stranger: LOL IS IT?

Stranger: WELL YOU CAN JUST PRETEND I’M A DUDE IF IT’S LESS CREEPY FOR YOU

Stranger: I CAN JUST

You: yes and you are one of them right?

Stranger: BE A DUDE FOR NOW

Stranger: LOL NO

Stranger: I’M ALL LADY

You: okey lets talk about yourself then

Stranger: OKAY SURE

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

You: why do you write in all caps

Stranger: BECAUSE I LIKE THEM A LOT

You: what you do in life?

Stranger: I’M A STUDENT AT UNIVERSITY

You: what university?

Stranger: UC BERKELEY

Stranger: THE BEST PUBLIC SCHOOL IN THE NATION

Stranger: WE’RE LIKE GENIUSES UP IN HERE

You: the unabomber school

Stranger: THE WILLIAM HUNG SCHOOL!

You: did you know the unabomber?

Stranger: THE “WEIRD DUDE FROM LIZZIE MCGUIRE” SCHOOL!

Stranger: LOL HE TAUGHT HERE IN LIKE

Stranger: THE EARLY 80S

Stranger: I WASN’T EVEN BORN UNTIL THE LATE 80S

Stranger: HOW WOULD I HAVE KNOWN HIM?

You: not personally

Stranger: OH

You: i mean if you heard of him

Stranger: I KNOW WHO HE WAS, YEAH

You: and he taught there in the early 60

Stranger: OH

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: I WAS ONLY OFF BY, YOU KNOW, TWENTY YEARS

You: describe yourself

Stranger: UH

Stranger: I’M TALL AND HAVE BROWN HAIR

Stranger: I WEAR RIDICULOUS PUSHUP BRAS IN AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR MUCH MORE CHESTY THAN I ACTUALLY AM

Stranger: MY FRIENDS THINK IT’S LAME, BUT I WEAR BRIGHT PINK SHORTS

Stranger: AND DRAW ON MY LEGS

Stranger: A LOT

Stranger: IN PERMANENT MARKER

Stranger: I USED TO HAVE THE BACK OF MY NECK PIERCED

Stranger: EVEN THOUGH I HATE NEEDLES

You: interesting

Stranger: YEAH I GUESS

Stranger: UH AND I HAVE A woman's genitals, SO THAT’S PRETTY COOL MOST OF THE TIME

Stranger: EXCEPT FOR THAT WEEK WHEN IT DECIDES TO JUST

Stranger: HEMMORAGE BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH

You: yeah if that was true

Stranger: THAT PART KINDA SUCKS

You: did you know what troll are?

Stranger: YEP!

Stranger: I AM NOT ONE, THOUGH

Stranger: Here, I can stop capsing

Stranger: just for you!

You: i am one though

Stranger: but you aren’t starting any sort of argument

Stranger: so I mean

Stranger: how could you be one?

Stranger: if you are one, you’re a really crappy one!

You: did you know where is our base of operations

Stranger: I don’t even understand that sentence

You: i am not trolling now

You: i dont troll always

You: plus here is full of troolls

You: and we dont attack our brethen

You: i mean where we all riunite

You: and made our plans…

You: of world domination!!!

Stranger: UH

You: Tell me of your internet life

You: Well?

Stranger: I AM PART OF CAPSLOCK_SPN

Stranger: WHERE WE CAPSLOCK ABOUT THE SHOW “SUPERNATURAL”

Stranger: AND THAT’S WHY I CAPSLOCK NOW

Stranger: ALSO I GO ON SECOND LIFE AND PARADE MY AVATAR AROUND NAKED OR IN A SCHOOLGIRL’S OUTFIT

Stranger: I’M PRETTY MUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON

You: oh yeah for what?

Stranger: UH

Stranger: THE PARADING AROUND

Stranger: MOSTLY

You: Did you prostituize yourself on second life?

Stranger: NOPE, NEVER HAD SEX FOR LINDEN DOLLARS

Stranger: JUST HAD SEX WITH RANDOM DUDES

Stranger: FOR FREE

Stranger: I’M ****TY

Stranger: BUT NOT A PROSTITUTE

You: Did you post photos of yourself on the net or played with the cam?

Stranger: I HAVE PLAYED ON CAM

Stranger: BUT ONLY A FEW TIMES

You: you know what i mean

Stranger: DO YOU THINK THAT I AM A REAL LADY

You: no

Stranger: OR ARE YOU STILL CONVINCED THAT I’M A DUDE?

Stranger: EVERYONE THINKS I’M A DUDE

Stranger: BUT I’M NOT!

Stranger: IT’S HURTFUL

Stranger: I’M LIKE, THE LEAST FEMININE LADY EVER

Stranger: BUT TRUST ME

Stranger: THAT woman's genitals

Stranger: IT EXISTS

Stranger: PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS

Stranger: EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT’S A BLOOD FOUNTAIN

You: demonstrating that your a lady is easy…

You: post a photo of yourself with a piece of paper with the date and the writing 1qwernh

You: you dont need to post the face

Stranger: LOL YOU JUST WANNA SEE SOME YOUNG woman's genitals

You: dont make me see the woman's genitals,simple

You: only a photo with the paper

Stranger: LOL OKAY

Stranger: LEMME UPLOAD

Stranger: http://i41.tinypic.com/kcmoo8.jpg

Stranger: ENJOY!

You: no virus?

Stranger: NOPE! IT’S JUST A TINYPIC LINK SO YOU DON’T SEE MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT NAME

Stranger: I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING MY LADY-NESS

You: well you have at least 2 very good arguments on your part

Stranger: WELL THAT’S GOOD!

You: Okey now tell why a lady…

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

You: with the power of the woman's genitals…

You: stay on the internet instead of going out partying

Stranger: IT’S A SUNDAY NIGHT

Stranger: I NEVER PARTY ON SUNDAY NIGHTS

Stranger: I’VE GOT CLbum AT 9:00 AND IT’S A P.E. CLbum

Stranger: CAN’T GO THERE WITH A HANGOVER!

You: you know the internet a little too well for a girl

Stranger: I’M A GEEKY GIRL

Stranger: AND FAT

Stranger: SO I MEAN

Stranger: THAT’S NOT REALLY TRUE

Stranger: I KNOW IT JUST AS WELL AS MOST CHUBBY GEEK GIRLS DO

Stranger: THINK ABOUT IT

You: but what hours is in california now?

Stranger: IT’S 12:23

Stranger: I’LL PROBABLY BE SLEEPING BY 1:00

You: i should be already be sleeping

You: so at the i ask…

You: a full photo?

Stranger: NO I DON’T LIKE TO DO THAT, SORRY

Stranger: I’M KIND OF

Stranger: UNHAPPY WITH MY BODY BELOW THE CHEST

Stranger: AND ABOVE IT

You: At least you are sincere

Stranger: WELL THANK YOU!

Stranger: I AM OFTEN VALUED FOR MY SINCERITY!

Stranger: ALSO MY ****INESS

Stranger: AND INTELLIGENCE

Stranger: ALL THOSE THREE THINGS

You: I am sure that ****iness will be the most sought after trait from the other males

Stranger: YEAH DUDES LOVE A ****Y DUDE

Stranger: I LOVE BEING A ****Y DUDE WITH mammary glands AND A woman's genitals

Stranger: AND NO male reproductive organ

Stranger: I LOVE ALL THAT A LOT

You: But i sincerely value intelligence and sincerity more

Stranger: SWEET

Stranger: I VALUE LARGE male reproductive organES

Stranger: AND SMALL woman's genitalsS

Stranger: IN DUDES

Stranger: ALSO SMALL BREASTS

Stranger: DON’T LIKE BIG BREASTS ON DUDES

You: huh?

Stranger: I WAS JUST TELLING YOU

Stranger: WHAT KIND OF DUDE I LIKE

You: Small woman's genitalss in dudes?

Stranger: WELL PREFERABLY NO woman's genitals

Stranger: BUT IF THEY HAVE ONE

Stranger: A SMALL ONE

You: your a crazy girl

You: but i like crazy girls

Stranger: WELL THEN IT’S A LUCKY DAY FOR BOTH OF US!

Stranger: YOU HAD BETTER BE FAPPING TO MY CLEAVAGE

Stranger: IF YOU AREN’T, THEN I’LL FEEL LIKE I TOOK THAT PICTURE FOR NO REASON

You: i am a men of honor,a chavalier i am over such things

You: Now if you get me some more umm… evident photos…

Stranger: I KNEW YOU WANTED THE woman's genitals SHOT

Stranger: MY VAG IS MY OWN, SORRY

Stranger: I DON’T SHOW THAT TO ANYONE UNLESS I’M SUPER DRUNK

Stranger: AND I DON’T DRINK

Stranger: SO

You: no really but if you want me to fap give more fappable material

Stranger: HOW WOULD A HAIRY woman's genitals MAKE YOU HARD?

You: that is my business, you provide i execute

Stranger: WOW THAT’S INTERESTING!

Stranger: THAT’S LIKE

Stranger: A HAIRY DUDE bumHOLE DOESN’T GET ME HOT

Stranger: YOU KNOW?

Stranger: BUT LIKE

Stranger: A SWEATY BbumIST IN A BAND

Stranger: MMMM

You: you said that you like giant male reproductive organes…

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: I LIKE THEM INSIDE ME

Stranger: BUT I DON’T LIKE TO

Stranger: LOOK AT THEM

Stranger: GROSS

Stranger: male reproductive organES

Stranger: UGH DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE NEVER GIVEN A DUDE A BLOWJOB?

Stranger: I KIND OF WANT TO

Stranger: JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE

You: and then you said that you dont show your vag to anyone?

Stranger: BUT HOW DO YOU APPROACH SOMEONE AND SAY “HEY CAN I SUCK YOU OFF?” AND NOT SOUND LIKE A CREEP?

You: I will not have a problem.

Stranger: GOOD TO KNOW!

Stranger: SHOULD I EVER MEET “STRANGER” IRL, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUCK HIM OFF

Stranger: I AM EXCITED AT THIS PROSPECT!

You: thank you!

Stranger: AWW YEAH BLOWJOBS FOR EVERY STRANGER!

You: we are stranger only if we want to remain so…

Stranger: TRUE ENOUGH!

Stranger: BUT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU!

Stranger: LIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Stranger: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER CANDY?

You: I like to stay in the darkness

Stranger: WELL THEN I GUESS WE WILL REMAIN STRANGERS

You: the lights of the reflectors is not for me

Stranger: I DON’T UNDERSTAND

Stranger: I AM BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE A LITERAL TROLL

You: i mean there are no photos or personal data of me in the internet

Stranger: AND NOT JSUT AN INTERNET TROLL

You: this for the strangers thingy

You: not the reflectors one

Stranger: OH OKAY

You: the lights of the reflectors is not for me is a saying from where i live

You: However i am 25, i hail from europe

Stranger: WELL THAT IS NICE!

Stranger: TOO FAR TO BLOW YOU, THOUGH, UNLESS YOUR male reproductive organ IS LIKE 6,000 MILES LONG

Stranger: AND IF IT IS

Stranger: WOW

You: hahaha

You: a personal question:

You: how many guys you have had sex with?

Stranger: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

Stranger: DO YOU

You: why not?

Stranger: BECAUSE I AM UH

Stranger: A VIRGIN!

You: even girls if you did

Stranger: I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX

Stranger: I BROKE MY HYMEN PLAYING RUGBY, DOES THAT COUNT!

You: i dont believe you

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Stranger: YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT I’M A VIRGIN?

You: yes

Stranger: WHY NOT?

Stranger: I MEAN, I’M FLATTERED THAT YOU THINK I’M ****ABLE

Stranger: BUT

Stranger: I TOLD YOU

Stranger: I’M FAT

Stranger: FAT GIRLS DON’T GET ****ED UNLESS THEY HAVE BIG mammary glands

Stranger: I DON’T

Stranger: SO

Stranger: BASICALLY I’VE GOT SOME NICE HAIR AND THEN

Stranger: A GROSS EVERYTHING ELSE

You: It seems to me that you have big mammary glands

You: Another thing i understand you…

Stranger: I AM VERY GOOD AT TAKING FLATTERING PHOTOS

Stranger: I AM A B-CUP AT BEST

You: you think that you are ugly and fat

Stranger: I AM FAT

Stranger: BUT NOT UGLY

You: that no guy will want you

Stranger: THE FAT JUST SCARES DUDES AWAY BEFORE THEY CAN SEE THAT I HAVE A NICE FACE

You: but lets judge a third person…

You: a neutral one that will be sincere and at the same time gentle

You: girls sometimes are obsessed with their appareance and unjust with themselves

Stranger: NOPE, I’M PRETTY MUCH IMPARTIAL

Stranger: I’M A FAT GIRL

Stranger: WHO HAS SOME GOOD ANGLES

Stranger: BUT IS GENERALLY

Stranger: FAT

You: lets be honest…

You: you need rebumurement that you are ****able and attractive…

Stranger: NOT REALLY

Stranger: I MEAN

Stranger: MOSTLY I’D LIKE TO BE ****ED

Stranger: THAT BIT

Stranger: BUT EH

You: i can give you this

Stranger: I KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

You: I promise that i will leave the photos with me and not divide them with anyone else

You: if you want i will delete them

You: And I ALWAYS keep my word.

Stranger: NO THAT’S OKAY

Stranger: I DON’T REALLY

Stranger: DISTRIBUTE PHOTOS OF MYSELF

Stranger: IN FACT

You: I will not say anything offensive against you.

You: Now i am curios

Stranger: CURIOUS OF MY FAT SELF?

Stranger: EHH

Stranger: JUST

Stranger: PICTURE A FAT GIRL

Stranger: WITH BROWN HAIR

Stranger: BOOM, THAT’S ME

You: Come on what you have to lose?

Stranger: UH

Stranger: MY DIGNITY?

Stranger: MY ANONYMITY?

You: Leave the face out.

Stranger: NAH, I’M GOOD

You: okey measurements

Stranger: UHH

Stranger: FAT

Stranger: FATTER

Stranger: THEN FAT AGAIN

Stranger: I AM JUST A ROUND BALL

Stranger: WITH STICKS

Stranger: ALSO I AM A GIANT

Stranger: 5’10” TALL

You: You put yourself down too much

Stranger: NOT REALLY

Stranger: I’M FAT

Stranger: THAT’S A TRUTH

You: you surely know your measures

Stranger: NOT REALLY

Stranger: I WEAR LIKE A SIZE 16 ON TOP AND 18/20 ON BOTTOM

Stranger: I DON’T KNOW IN INCHES

You: how much tall?how many pounds?

Stranger: I TOLD YOU I’M 5’10” AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 220 AND 240 POUNDS USUALLY

You: i need to leave a moment i will return immediately

Stranger: OKAY

You: i am returned

Stranger: WELL HELLO AGAIN

You: What you think about me?

Stranger: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE KIND OF A WEIRD DUDE

Stranger: BUT THE GOOD KIND MAYBE

You: like?

You: made an example

You: make

Stranger: LIKE HOW YOU MIGHT BE AN ACTUAL TROLL

Stranger: THE KIND WHO LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE

You: forumwarz?

You: Are you doing something?

Stranger: NOPE, JUST CHECKING TWITTER

Stranger: I AM AN INTERNET PRO, YOU SEE

You: Saying that i am a weird dude is too generic

You: you will have made some ideas about me,some conclusion…

Stranger: I THINK YOU ARE A TROLL

Stranger: A BRIDGE TROLL

Stranger: THAT’S WHAT I THINK

You: I mean really

You: Not internet roles

Stranger: NO I MEAN IN REAL LIFE

Stranger: I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR?

Stranger: I THINK YOU ARE LITERALLY

Stranger: SITTING AT A COMPUTER

Stranger: UNDER A BRIDGE

Stranger: TYPING ONTO THE KEYBOARD WITH ONE HAND AND WIELDING A CLUB WITH THE OTHER

You: FORUMWARZ

You: ?

Stranger: I GUESS I AM NOT BEING PRECISE

Stranger: I THINK YOU

Stranger: HAVE LONG CURLY HAIR

Stranger: AND A BEARD

Stranger: AND ARE LIKE

Stranger: TEN FEET TALL

Stranger: AND YOU ARE

Stranger: A LITERAL TROLL

Stranger: LIKE A HUMAN BUT WTH BIG FEET

Stranger: AND YOU DEMAND TOLLS FROM EVERYONE WHO WISHES TO CROSS YOUR BRIDGE

Stranger: YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE AVERSE TO SUNLIGHT

Stranger: I THINK WE MAY BE BORING EACH OTHER AT THIS POINT

Stranger: DO YOU AGREE?

Stranger: Y/N?

You: Okey i gave you the option of talking about me but you lost it

You: y

Stranger: OKAY THEN I SAY

Stranger: WE RETIRE THIS CHAT

Stranger: IT WAS

Stranger: INTERESTING TALKING TO YOU!

You: so to you

You: bye

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