i did it again:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy boy or girl?

You: girl

Stranger: oo where u live?

You: you?

You: boy or girl?

Stranger: boy

You: horny?

Stranger: yup!

You: too bad, i’m not

You: you’re ugly

You: shees

Stranger: oh honest?

You: no, im kidding

You: i’m horny

Stranger: ikno hahaha

Stranger: are u really?

You: have any pics of yourself?

You: how old?

Stranger: na i dont 18 wbu?

You: 19

Stranger: you have any pics?

You: http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww115/candace_album/me1.jpg Log in to see images!

Stranger: haha honest to who!any more?

You: huh?

You: i didn0t understand that

You: wanna see more?

Stranger: yup!

You: hmm

Stranger: show..

You: i can’t put it up photobucket

You: searching for a free web hosting…

You: ok

You: uploading

You: wait a sec…

Stranger: aiite sewet

You: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics_add/freesites/pretty-girls+-99-18.jpg

You: it gave my pic a silly name Log in to see images!

Stranger: haha who took them?

You: my friend

You: he’s a pro photographer

Stranger: oh sweet as are u horny?

You: sure

Stranger: cyber?

You: how do you want to start?

Stranger: up to you!

You: umm…

You: i’ve never had cyber before

You: hey, did you see this pic?

You: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics_add/freesites/pretty-girls+-99-18.jpg

You: err…

You: sorry

Stranger: sorry for what?

You: http://tinyurl.com/dav4js

You: that one

You: did you see it?

Stranger: yup u showd me!

You: oh lol

You: i’m so dumb Log in to see images!

Stranger: u look sexy!

You: thanks

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: virgin?

You: yeah…

You: hey

Stranger: hi?

You: but sometimes i post my pics on the internet Log in to see images!

You: i just took another one

Stranger: show me!

You: with my webcam

You: Log in to see images!

You: http://tinyurl.com/2h2rwo [black male reproductive organ, do not click]

Stranger: oh yuck!

You: you like? Log in to see images!

Stranger: no hahhahaa

You: awww Log in to see images!

You: i though you were horny Log in to see images!

Stranger: not for dat hhahahha

You: SUCK IT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.