You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: i need some help here

You: can you help me?

Stranger: sure

You: ok here’s the story

Stranger: help you what

Stranger: ok

You: the fbi is looking for my male reproductive organ, i need somewhere to hide it

You: do you have any place where i can put it?

Stranger: put it in my bum

You: good idea!

Stranger: dont forget the lube tho

You: no time for that

Stranger: well.. i guess raw will do

You: i can hear them comin

Stranger: be gentle

You: sure sure

You: whatever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: horny?

Stranger: yes

You: too bad, i’m not

Stranger: damn

Stranger: o well

You: besides you’re ugly

Stranger: peace fine upstanding member of society

You: and fat

Stranger: sos ur mom

You: small male reproductive organ

Stranger: and her woman's genitals

Your conversational partner has disconnected.