I just had kind of a confusing chat:

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Time works the same way.

You: hey, is this warren?

Stranger: yes

You: oh, hi warren

Stranger: hello i am warren

You: did you get the bumignment from clbum?

You: I need to know what it was

Stranger: yeah

You: what is it?

Stranger: the bumignment was to pick wildflowers its really gay

Stranger: you gotta pick like 20 different kinds and dry them out

Stranger: and bring them in

You: really?

Stranger: yup

You: you’re lying

Stranger: no

You: what the heck?

Stranger: how dare you accuse warren of such treachery

Stranger: you are not warren’s friend

You: how am I supposed to find wildflowers?

You: it’s like 30 degrees outside?

Stranger: they grow on the ground

Stranger: well thats why its hard

Stranger: better start walking south

You: Mr. Williams is the worst biology teacher in the history of biology

Stranger: pretty much.

You: aha!

Stranger: we’re planning to kill her tomorrow

Stranger: want in?

You: our teacher is named Mr. Jameson! and he’s a man!

You: I don’t think you’re the real warren at all

Stranger: dude how long have you been out

Stranger: he had a sex change

You: I only missed one day

Stranger: well you know what they say

You: If you’re the real warren, tell me where we first met

Stranger: miss a day and men become women

You: you can’t tell me where we first met because you are not the real warren

You: liar!

You: I’m leaving

Stranger: we first met while under a beautiful weeping willow on the banks of the tigris river and we made out

You: umm…it was the tiber

You: how could you forget that?

You: this is why I’m breaking up with you

Stranger: well when you’re making out with strangers it is all a bit of a blur you know

You: we went down there like 10 times afterward

You: you’re such a doosh, warren

Stranger: you cant really expect me to get tied down im a free spirit

Stranger: you cant put a ring on this finger

You: Are you high again, warren?

You: you know I hate it when you smoke pot

Stranger: pot is the only thing that takes the edge off

You: the edge off of what?

Stranger: you mean you really forgot? or are you just repressing it…

Stranger: what we did on the banks of that river

Stranger: such unspeakable things

You: umm…we only made out

Stranger: WE only made out but that poor drifter is never going to walk again

Stranger: he probably died down there where we left him

You: what the hell are you talking about?

Stranger: wow… you’re cold

You: I’m tired of your ****, warren

You: I’m breaking up with you

Stranger: fine

You: and I hope I never talk to you again

Stranger: i never liked you anyways

Stranger: i was just after your sister

You: what was wrong with me?

You: wait, what?

You: leave melissa alone!

You: she’s 12!

You: You’re really sick in the head

Stranger: you have to get in early

Stranger: before they learn to say no

You: I know you’re just joking, so i’m gonna ignore that

You: I really am dumping you

You: and I’m going to tell all of the girls at school what a dooshbag you are

Stranger: i dont need you

You: have a nice life, warren

Stranger: i dont need any of you

You have disconnected.