Stranger: I have a good feeling I love you

You: I love you too?

Stranger: We shall see.

You: okay

Stranger: Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Stranger: My love for you is based almost entirely on your response to this question

You: I did

Stranger: Oh Jeez

Stranger: I lost my traditional love for you but now I am excited because you are so bad

You: yay

Stranger: So where are you from?

You: toronto

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: I’m from Cleveland

Stranger: I visited Toronto once

Stranger: It was very nice

You: Is it nice in Cleveland?

Stranger: Not so much

Stranger: Crime is pretty bad

You: oh

Stranger: There are a few places to go but it’s nothing too special

You: soooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: Well

Stranger: 19 and male

Stranger: If you forgot the location already then I’m sorely disappointed

You: Cleveland

Stranger: What about you?

You: 89 and male

Stranger: That’s impressive

You: not really

Stranger: Are you one of the people who likes to party with lemons

You: definatly

Stranger: Are you one of the original three?

You: no

Stranger: How sad

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