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glowspawn

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[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You should take this opportunity to liberate yourself. Put on your sweaty mascot costume with the crotch cut-out and march down to whatever crazy fundamentalist church it is that you attend. Fling open the doors and shout “I’m furry and proud!” at the top of your lungs. Then find that because it is Monday, the only person there is some deaf, half-blind old lady that tidies up the place. She squints at you and says “I’m sorry, dear, the priest won’t be in until Wednesday, and you can’t bring your dog inside.”

Is that enough trolling? I can extend this story.


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