I’m so cool, I don’t even know why I’m bothering to state the obvious. Actually, I’ll let my friend, Captain Obvious, do the stating for me.

ThongGrrrl is cool for a variety of reasons. She’s a camwhore (for real-real, not for rpg-real). There are no women on the internet, but ThongGrrrl is pretty close to being one (except, you know, for the being a camwhore part).

That’s pretty cool.

Furthermore, she is of Russian origin, which automatically implies she is blonde, blue-eyed, tall, sexy and ice cold. Literally cool.

Furthermore, she is a nurse. For real-real, once again. She can probe your prostate any day, man. She can wear those sexy scrubs and pat your shoulder confortingly, while leaning over so you can glimpse a bit of boobage. That’s really really cool.

She’s just cool, man, seriously.