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You: lalala

Stranger: yo ho

You: NO U

Stranger: NO U

You: NO U

Stranger: U FIRST

You: NO UR MOM

Stranger: O RLY?

You: YA RLY AND UR DAD IN THE CARDBOARD BOX

Stranger: WOW

You: WOW UR PANTS

Stranger: YES PANTS FTW

You: ALSO UR SISTER ON HER PROM

Stranger: BUT I HAVE NO SIS

Stranger: ONLY UR MOM

You: ALSO SLAPPING UR GRAMMA IN THE WHEELCHAIR

Stranger: THIS HORNY ****

You: HELL YEAH

Stranger: YEAH SHE LIKES IT

You: YOU ****ING PERVERT

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: I LOVE TO SUCK male reproductive organS

You: ok, wait a second

You: let’s pretend we’re not trolls Log in to see images!

You: that’d be funny

Stranger: were not?

You: yeah, we’re just normal guys

You: let’s talk smth normal

You: let’s sing a song

Stranger: k

You: old macdonalds had a dog

Stranger: yo fine upstanding member of society, yo fine upstanding member of society, yooO!

You: and then he raped it in the bum

Stranger: yo fine upstanding member of society, yo fine upstanding member of society yooo!

You: and then he shot it from his Colt

Stranger: hurray hurray hurray Log in to see images!

You: no way, the song’s gonna end too fast

You: Log in to see images!

You: let’s start again

You: rdy?

Stranger: for sure

You: old macdonalds had a dog

Stranger: **** YOU

You: n n n

You: also, NO U

Stranger: NO U

You: NO U

Stranger: YA MOMMY

You: SHE DIED

Stranger: YIPPIEE THIS LOUSY ****

You: NO URS

Stranger: NO MINES?

You: ONLY GOLD MINES

Stranger: I LOVE TO EAT GOLDMINES

You: ALSO I WANNA SEXUALLY HARbum UR CAT USING A BLOWTORCH

Stranger: I DID IT ALREADY TO THIS ****N CAT – IT DIED

You: EVEN BETTER, IT WON’T MEOW IN PROCESS

You: WHERE DID YOU BURY IT?

Stranger: **** CATS – COWS FTW

You: YOU HAVE A SPARE SHOVEL?

Stranger: IN MY ARSEHOLE

Stranger: SURE

You: LET’S DIG IT

You: YOU START

Stranger: BUT THE I MUST **** IT OUT AGAIN

You: ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN

You: ALSO mammary glands

You: ( . ) ( . )

Stranger: CAPS LOCK FTW

Stranger: OH mammary glands

Stranger: YAY

You: DUDE

You: SAY SMTH FUNNY

Stranger: bum

You: OK **** IT

Stranger: **** OFF

You: NO U

Stranger: U FIRST SUCKER

You: U FIRST OVER FIRST

Stranger: DONT BITHIN AROUND ****

You: **** IS UNDER MY TABLE ATM

Stranger: KEWL

Stranger: SO TELL HER SHE HAS TO STOP TO LICK YOU bum CLEAN

Stranger: SO GO OFF FINALLY YOU LAME BASTARD

You: I’LL FAP AND WAIT FOR U TO DISCONNECT FIRST

Stranger: GAY FAPPER IS GAY

You: THAT’S ____O B V I O U S_____

You: SAY SMTH FUNNY

Stranger: I WILL OWN YOU SO HARD

You: N O W

You: GO AHEAD

Stranger: YOU WILL DIE

Stranger: SLOWLY

You: I WILL

You: THAT’S FOR SURE

Stranger: AN HOPEFULLY IT HURTS

You: RIGHT

You: I’LL DIE SURROUNDED BY MY FAMILY AND KIDS. AND U’LL DIE ALONE IN MISERY UNDER THE BRIDGE IN ZIMBABWE

Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT

You: I’M THE ****ING PROPHET

You: OBEY ME

Stranger: I KNEW IT

Stranger: DAMN

You: DUDE HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?

Stranger: DUNNO

You: OH SHI

Stranger: I DONT HAVE SUCH A KEY

You: ME HAS NEITHER

Stranger: OH THATS BAD

You: NOW WE’RE BOTH DIE

You: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

Stranger: HOPEFULLY U FIRST

You: YOU WERE SUCH A BORING PLACE TO LIVE IN

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: I WISH I COULD RM -RF MYSELF

You: WITH ALL THOSE WALMARTS AND CHEAP ICECREAM AND NAPALM

Stranger: NAPALM IS GOOD FOR MY TAINT

You: OK FORGET IT. WITH ALL THOSE BARBIES AND FOOTBALL AND MOTHER****ING CHRYSLERS

You: WITH ALL THOSE DOWJONES AND TORTILLAS AND VOLCANOES

Stranger: NAH WITH ALL MY PEDOBEARS AND STUFF

You: THERE AIN’T NO PEDOBEAR(s!)

You: HE’S THE ONLY ONE

You: OR MAYB HE HAS BROTHER

Stranger: NOOOO YOU LIE U BASTARD

Stranger: U DESTROYED ALL MY DREAMS YOU fabulous personGIDY fabulous person

You: YEAHHH BABY PWND KEKEKE

Stranger: I WILL KILL MYSELF NOW AND TELL EVERYBODY ITS YOUR FAULT

You: DO IT NOW

You: I’LL COUNT TILL 10

Stranger: DONE AND NOW?

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: OMFG

You: I KNEW THOSE LOA BASTARDS GONNA HAVE MY bum

Stranger: WITH MY male reproductive organ AND MY NIPPLES

Stranger: FIRST THE RIGHT THEN THE LEFT NIPPLE AGAIN AND AGAIN

You: I HAVE THREE!!!! WTACH ME!

Stranger: NO NOONE HAST THREE NIPPLES

You: ONE ON THE LEFT

You: ON THE RIGHT

You: AND ONE IS YOURS IN MY bum

Stranger: SURE I LEARNED EVRTHNG FROM U MY LUV

You: YOU TINY PEN0R AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER RICHARD LOL

Stranger: RICHARD IS COOL

You: NO U

You: ****

You: NO, ME!!!

You: ME IS COOL

Stranger: HES GAY LIKE YOU BUT HES A HUMAN LIKE ME AND YO…. NO WAIT

You: OMG DUDE I’M LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Stranger: GOOD THAT

Stranger: SO U CAN LICK MY bum BETTER

You: NO U SAID YOU DO THAT FOR ME

You: YOU L I A R !!!!!!!!

You: EVERYONE LIES OOHHHHHHH NOOO

Stranger: IT WAS A JOKE

You: STUPID ONE!

Stranger: GO KILL YOURSELF FINALLY

You: NO U PROMISED THAT TOO

Stranger: I DINDNT PROMISE ANYTHING

Stranger: I PROMISED TO KICK YOU IN THE bum

You: YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR. DID YOU LIE TO YOUR MOTHER THAT U’RE A GUY?

You: HIDING YOUR mammary glands?

You: GLUED SAUSAGE AS A FAKE PENOR?

Stranger: NO SHE KNEW IT ALREADY

Stranger: SHE LIKES TO SUCK ON MY NIPPLES

You: GOOD TO KNOW

Stranger: YOU COULD TRY IT TOO

Stranger: THEYRE VERY TASTY

You: CAUSE I ONLY bumSEXED HER

You: ok, gtg

You: bye

Stranger: bye dude

You have disconnected.