idk, what 1 but this guy held on and i think fell for it

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: “hi”

Stranger: howdy stranger

You: Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a ****…..

Stranger: thats good.

Stranger: last night i smacked my girls bum and she slapped me!

You: i know rite?

You: O rly

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: harsh aye?

Stranger: so stranger, asl?

You: 45/tranny/brazil

Stranger: tranny huh? not met a tranny in here before. are you a full on permanent tranny, or a part time one?

You: well, its kinda hard bein a tranny, the males dont accept ya, the females dont accept ya

Stranger: i don’t doubt it.

Stranger: not your choice though right. just the way you are.

You: well, funny thing,...

You: i got drunk,

You: aaaannnddd

Stranger: ...

You: you fill in the rest

Stranger: put on girls clothes and realised you felt normal for the first time in your life?

You: eh,

You: not really,

Stranger: made a fool out of yourself and pbumed out?

Stranger: i give up. tell me.

You: well i got drunk,

You: worke up

You: and,

You: well

You: there i was

Stranger: ?

You: i was turned into a tranny, someone thought it would be funny for someone to put me thru surgery, i woke up naked in a closed supermarkets freezer

Stranger: is that a funny story?

Stranger: what you had had an operation without realising it and left you in a supermarket freezer?

You: well, i was drunk

Stranger: did you agree to it?

You: idk! i was drunk!

Stranger: that is horrendous!

Stranger: so did you have it chopped off and breast implants put in?

You: no, they kept down there but put breasts on me

Stranger: jesus…

Stranger: are you happy with them or do you want them out/

Stranger: ?

You: eh,..

You: mammary glands ya know, every guy wants them,every asian girl pays to have them

Stranger: so you are happy with them. are they big?

You: eh, there about a C

Stranger: cool. i gotta go to a meeting.

Stranger: good luck with everything.

You: k,

Stranger: bye

You: txks

You: bye

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