Dear Forumwarriors,

often I get asked “How can I improve my posting skills?” and “How can I become more popular?”. Many people think that being worthwhile poster is REAL SCIENCE and takes a lot of effort. This is absolutely TRUE. However, there are a few simple tricks that can make difference! This is why I present to you GUIDE HOW TO BECOME A POPULAR FLAMEBATE POSTER!

LESSON ONE

Here is a small list of things you should post:

– “UNBAN MYSPACE TOM :bunfur­:” (also helpful: “UNBAN HOBART BLIGGITY”)

– “FORUMWARZ IS ****” (alternatively refer to its annoying 1-2-1-2-1-2 scheme)

– “EVIL TROUT IS A fine upstanding member of society”

– “inb4 unfunny fabulous persons” (alternative: “in after unfunny fabulous persons”)

– photoshopped photos of Evil Trout

– any kinds of lists (e.g. list of reasons why Sergeant Cid is a horrible, list of ugly Forumwarz players, etc.)

Stay tuned for further lessons!