Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi. I am Satan.

You: Oh, hi Sir

You: they called from the fourth hell, they say they’re out of fuel and the damned are having a party

You: what do i tell them?

Stranger: nothing, i’ll just turn the thermostat up and the aircon off

You: damn, you always have the best solution for everything. no wonders you’re the man.

Stranger: You’re going to Hell when you die.

You: crap. i bet it’s because of my child porn collection.

Stranger: You look at CP?

You: hey. don’t kid me. we’re on the internet. don’t you watch TV? everybody on the internet looks at CP.

Stranger: I watch only normal porn

You: then you don’t belong to the internet. the TV says so!

Stranger: Anyway, must **** off, I have some eternally damned women to sodomise.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.