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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi?

Stranger: whats up?

You: your colesterol, fattie

Stranger: thats true

Stranger: i really should so something about it

You: No, you should die

Stranger: instead of chatting with strangers all day long

You: I heard it will end all your problems

Stranger: true, true

Stranger: you should die also

Stranger: but theres no god

You: Yeah there isn’t

Stranger: suicide is always i solution

You: The only question is

You: Gun or building?

Stranger: theres no questions

Stranger: only stupid people ask questions

You: no

You: Only not dead people ask questions

Stranger: i despise stupid people

You: Not dead people are fabulous persons

You: We are fabulous persons

Stranger: everybodys a fabulous person

You: ****

You: I’M NO fabulous person!

You: I’LL SHOW THEM!

Stranger: i hate people who believi in god

You: BRB!

Stranger: are…

Stranger: are.. you okay?

Stranger: i hope you didnt

Stranger: ....

Stranger: jump?

You: **** my mom got me

Stranger: you ****ed your mom?

Stranger: you want me to **** your mom?

You: She said “what the **** are you doing in that window, gtfo!”

Stranger: been there, done that

You: Yeah, she’s such a ****

Stranger: when i was ****ing your mother, she told me she hates you

You: I know she does

Stranger: i am your father

You: No you are not

Stranger: i hate you too

Stranger: am too

You: O rly?

Stranger: rly

You: Well…

Stranger: okay but i gotta go

Stranger: my bus is leaving

You: NO DADDY

Stranger: im coming home to enjoy you

You: IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

You: MOM WILL GOT SCARE

You: She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First clbum, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don’t think sow

I’ll see when I get there

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Stranger: XD

Stranger: i love you

I MADE DAD LOVE ME I DON’T CARE IF HE RAPED THE **** OUT OF ME LATER, GIVE ME THE ****ING BPS!