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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: /b/

You: hey man

You: soup /b/

Stranger: you raff

You: you lost

Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

You: just how much is a donkey

Stranger: I don’t know much about DAT bum.

You: hey another thing

You: the porn youre watching is p bad

Stranger: Dont’ watch porn. Don’t go to p

You: you do watch porn, do not lie to me. Log in to see images!

Stranger: okay…you got me

Stranger: hive mind

You: you see, trojan horses never lie, conficker doesnt either

You: high five

Stranger: I don’t have conficker nor trojans.

You: you think

Stranger: I know, I already checked

You: what av youre using ;p

Stranger: not gonna tell you

You: its not a good one

Stranger: how would you know

You: i dont know, i can watch what youre doing

You: im in ur pc

Stranger: what is my desktop

You: its full of unicorns and rainbows

Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

You: i am now opening your cd drive

Stranger: no you’re not

Stranger: wait!..

Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: i am now infecting other pcs

Stranger: you accidentally my pc

You: thanks to you (*_*)

You: you better leave this chat and turn off your pc and never turn it on again

Your conversational partner has disconnected.