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You: Beanz meanz?

Stranger: YOU ARE IN A DARK ROOM

Stranger: COMMAND?

You: .take our beretta

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You: out*

You: BOOM!

You: male reproductive organSHOT!

Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE BERETTA

You: was i eated by a grue yet?

You: open cupboard

Stranger: holy ****

Stranger: how old are you?

You: a/s/l?

You: i said open cupboard

You: nao waht happen?

Stranger: IN THE CUPBOARD IS A LANTERN

You: Forumwarz.com

You: ok

You: .take out dildo

You: .use dildo

Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE DILDO

You: oh **** what did i put up my bum then!??!

Stranger: YOU CHECK YOUR bum. IT CONTAINS 1 FLASHLIGHT

You: Fleshlight*

Stranger: COMMAND/

Stranger: /

Stranger: ?

You: /pick up walnut

Stranger: YOU TAKE WALNUT

You: /sup walnut?

Stranger: WALNUT SAYS NOTHIN MUCH, JUST CHILLIN

Stranger: WALNUT SAYS PUT ME DOWN

You: /eat walnu

You: t

Stranger: YOU EAT THE WALNUT. IT WAS POISONED. YOU ARE NOW POISONED.

You: /it was on the news this mroing

You: /a woman in ar who killed ther 3 kids

You: /they are bringing the 3 babby back to new york

You: /to lady to rest

You: /my pary are with the father

You: /who lost his chrilden

You: /i am truly sorry for your lots

Stranger: YOU HAVE DIED OF WALNUT POISONING.

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