This one is near epic funny.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yo

You: wanna buy a used vibrator?

You: it’s still p new?

Stranger: sure. does it smell like woman's genitals?

You: no, it smells like my bum.

Stranger: greit

Stranger: male`?

You: yep.

Stranger: so, u put inne pooper?

You: of course!

Stranger: doe it hurt?

You: do you know how much pleasure you get with anal?

Stranger: no

You: prostate stimulation is amazing!

Stranger: u use lubricans?

You: better then BJ’s!

You: and yes, get lube.

You: lots of it.

Stranger: u are gay right?

You: no duh.

Stranger: u see like it

You: very much

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: u suck male reproductive organs?

You: anything you want.

Stranger: are u a pooolboy?

You: sure, baby

Stranger: u have a size of a anaconda?

You: i’m bending over to get those stray leaves…

You: my male reproductive organ is nearly bulging out my shorts

Stranger: My name is Ben Dover

You: oh, i’d love to

You: oh, that’s your name!

You: sorry

Stranger: i get it a lot

You: so am i just gonna stand here, or ar you gonna put that man meat up my bum?

Stranger: oh yeah, yo know it

Stranger: i’m walking over to you…

Stranger: i’m right behind you…

You: and then i turn around & neuter you with garden shears!!!

You: lol win for me!!

You have disconnected.