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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: What’s goin on

You: How are ya doing?

Stranger: Haha, I’m fantastic

You: Cool.

You: Do you know a webgame about the internet?

Stranger: about the internet?

Stranger: THE game?

You: nooo

You: Forumwarz

You: www.forumwarz.com

Stranger: are you speaking american?

Stranger: what is it?

You: A game

You: about internet

Stranger: this is friggin weird

You: Yeah

You: Look, I’m just in for the BP. Can you act like I’m trolling you?

You: This will be posted on Flamebate.

You: And I’m gonna copypaste it all so they see I bribed you.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: haha its all anon anyway

You: Exactly

You: May I start?

Stranger: am I just supposed to act very special?

Stranger: but yes

You: No, just respond like a random guy, who got easily bumhurt.

Stranger: kay

You: Okay, there I go

You: HAAAAAAI

Stranger: ...

Stranger: lol wut

You: YOU KNO WATS COOL

Stranger: stayin in school?

You: NOOOOO

You: I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE OVER A STUPID CONTEST WHERE I AM GOING TO WIN LESS THAN 1 DOLLAR

Stranger: oh…well **** mr t then

You: LOLLOLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOO

You: *now you disconnect. Thanks!*

Stranger: awesome.

You: Also, **** YOU

You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Stranger: yeah, get ****ed

Your conversational partner has disconnected.