So a guy walks into a bar and says “I’d like to have A FalCoN and The Baroness.”

So the bartender removes his pants, ****s in a glbum, then ****es in it, runs home to his menstruating wife to collect her bloody woman's genitalsl discharge in the glbum, drives back to the bar puts a lime around the edge and a straw in the glbum.

The man looks at the bartender and says “what the hell this is not how you make A FalCoN and The Baroness.”

The bartender looks at the man and says “sorry, I couldn’t get my dog to great times.”