Kelpie Posted:

I’m an abuser of sorts with computers. I have this bad boy OC’d to 1008.11mhz. Plus I’m a GIRL. A tiny GIRL. And this happens to fit on my lap just perfectly. And my E-male reproductive organ is bigger than yours, strap-on or not:

[06:21:43AM] <Kelpie> Based on the uptime of my Windows XP edition nettop (5wks 5days 6hrs 15mins), my strap-on e-male reproductive organ is 41.704568 inches (105.929603 cm) erect! Largest strap-on ever was 45.04919 inches (114.424943 cm)!

Nah, I’ve been using this for a year and it’s gone through a lot… besides very stressful over it’s actual capable limits usage.

I did happen to have a desktop, but where I lived before had a dirty power source and… Yeah. A dead motherboard and yeah I’m cheap aka broke. Log in to see images! Oh well. But I do happen to need a spiffy desktop for all my music production and audiophiliac needs.

And I’m an enthusiast of netbooks and SSDs (and sound, but that is for another topic). Carry on now and ignore my outbursts of fangirl fabulous personry. (and random blablabla about a problem you all probably already know.)

1) I wouldn’t expect a strap-on to provide the realistic feedback of a real male reproductive organ.

2) At 41 inches, wouldn’t that be sort of awkward to use? You know, with the principles of leverage being what they are.

3) Do you actually have the skill and creativity required to make listenable music?