Fortunato Posted:

esp for no reason ‘cept to be extra hardcore.

real marines are p hardcore.

What Is A United States Marine?

I am 233 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil Himself. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life.

I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am male reproductive organy, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for God, the Corps, and Country.

THE EAGLE, GLOBE AND ANCHOR

I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army.

Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since!

I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and slap the **** out of both of them. Father by day, lover by night, drunk by choice, and…

MARINE BY THE GRACE OF GOD!

OOH RAH!