It has come to my attention that many people think I’m obnoxious and stupid. The same people have pointed out that I come off as having “a male reproductive organ up my bum”, if I recall the metaphor correctly. I’m pretty sure that what this means is, simply put, that I am a snob and that my contributions to any conversation are pompous and uptight. I just wanted to let you all know that I’m going to continue on this, my chosen career-path. I shall shun anyone who does not use proper grammar and punctuation while talking in the same chat as me and look down upon most opinions and contradict them with sophisticated sophisms, while always remembering to use an extremely pompous vocabulary. No need to thank me!