fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ Posted:

SIR! REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! I DECIDED TO ENLIST IN THE MARINES TO BETTER MY LIFE SIR! YOU ARE MY SUPERIOR SIR! IM AM NOTHING BUT A MERE MAGGOT FRIED UP ON A HOT SUMMERS DAY SIR! I WILL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU ASK SIR!

At ease, recruit. Stand by for further orders.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Go suck on a Mexicans male reproductive organ.

Well, looks like we got ourselves a regular gen-u-ine comedian here, troops!

Except you haven’t made me laugh yet, son. And I’ve got a really good sense of humor.

Go on. Make ole’ Sarge laugh, why dontcha?

Raepdog Posted:

No gays in the army.

You are correct, K9 recruit. And none in my beloved Corps, either.

That’s why we have the United States Air Force.

OOH-RAH!