CrinkzPipe Posted:

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don’t believe it’s true,

go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Ask the Blind Man, I will not.

He sold me some real bad pot.

I woke up next to a greasy trucker.

I hate that blind ****.